Ghosts, and Taino Ti
Friday, September 7th, 2007The last time I wrote about the ghosts. This really happened too. One day I heard that a building was slated to be gutted on campus. This building served as a storage facility for the Department of Anthropology, and some storage from Geology. I saw the workers carrying boxes to the dumpster, and one broke open. Out poured a bunch of pottery shards. I picked one up, and immediately recognized the pre-Columbian designs. They were throwing away valuable relics! I called the Anthropology people and reported this. They said they knew, but because the pieces had been in storage for so long, the notes on their provenance (source, etc.) had been lost. They said I could take anything that was slated for discarding. So I bravely ordered the workers to stop throwing the stuff away until after I examined it. They had other work to do, so they left. I was alone with my treasures. There were no lights, as the building was being gutted. I had only my flashlight. It was musty in that catacomb-like basement, and as a medium, I could hear whispers from all sides. Most of the spirits were curious, but some were hostile. I girded my loins, and despite my fears, I entered. Shadows played on the walls, where the elongated faces of specters looked down on me. I offered them my apologies and explained that they were to be thrown away, and that I had come to save them from these indignities. I was guided by an unseen hand to a large cardboard box whose contents had exploded all over the floor, probably while the workers tried to move it. The box was exceedingly moldy.
I heard a series of clucking, whistles, and fart-like noises coming from the bottom of the pile. I am deathly allergic to mold, but I had to see what it was. At first, most of the pieces were broken pottery shards; some with wonderful pre-Columbian designs. Then toward the bottom I found some pieces wrapped in molded papers. Some writing was visible. One package held a small clay head of a man in the typical pre-Columbian design. He was neatly wrapped with what I clearly recognized as a clay penis, however ornate. The sounds came from him. The note he was wrapped in read, “Dear God, please save me.” As I unwrapped other strange body parts, similar notes appeared. The ghost spoke in my head. “That was Stephanie, a man who killed himself.” I guess the ghost didn’t know it was a girl name. He said, “Stephanie loved me so much …” etc. I had the vision that this Stephanie had actually killed his/herself because of the ghost. I kept it after all. I also found lovely female torsos, many breasts, and beastly forms. They were all so lovely. When I brought all of this home (it filled my pickup truck twice), I thought, ok, one more ghost – but little did I know …
Incidentally, after this, whenever go on business trips, the pre-Columbian ghosts come too. I always wondered how they did this until I noticed that a small piece of pottery would always be found in my luggage or even in my wallet. The ghost, whose name I will refrain from mentioning, told me that all the broken pottery was from his wives. He claimed that they broke pottery after every meal, just for his amusement. I really don’t believe everything he says, but he does have power. He once killed a baby bunny I loved because he was jealous. Luckily, he isn’t violent that often.
Every night he won’t stop with his hissing and clucking until I perform an exorcism (Buddhist). I am used to it, so it doesn’t take long, but it delays me and I have to schedule fifteen minutes each night for it. He is angry at me because he loved Yuis, from my book Taino Ti. He keeps crying each night, “Yuisa is not a mang! He is a womang!” (Mang is his way of saying ‘man.’) I tell him, “Yes, he was a man, and his name is Yuis, not Yuisa, and he has a dick! So there!” He is serious in love; and in the closet as well. I came out of the closet a long time ago, but I realize that in his culture, although homosexuality was common, the “bottom” would always cross-dress; well, at least that’s what he says, and they acted like women. That way, they actually were women.